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#280

Reporter

Palle Derkert

Date

15May2012

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Plötsligt händer det. Som jag väntat.

Ett pixelfel på en Apple-produkt.

Dags att dumpa sina Apple-aktier.

Location

Apple TV

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Apple

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Issue

#279

Reporter

Palle Derkert

Date

15May2012

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Installationsguide för Adobe Photoshop CS6:
1. Registrera dig på Adobe.
2. Betala programvaran.
3. Logga in på Adobe Creative Cloud tjänst.
4. Hämta installeraren av Adobe-program.
5. Installera installeraren.
6. Välj Photoshop i installeraren.
7. Installera Photoshop.
8. Går ej att aktivera Photoshop.
9. Ange serial.
10. Leta efter serial - förgäves.
11. Ring Adobe support.
12. Vänta i telefonkö.
13. Få ett serial mailat av support.
14. Mata in serial.
15. "Serial ej giltigt"
16. Googla problemet.
17. Läs Adobe supportforum.
18. Lösning: Kan vara fel språkversion.
19. Föreslagen lösning: Byt språk i MacOS.
20. Starta om datorn.
21. Avinstallera Photoshop.
22. Ladda ner Photoshop igen.
23. Installera Photoshop.
24. Fortfarande svensk version.
25. Googla efter engelsk version.
26. Ladda ner engelsk version av trial.
27. Installera engelsk version.
28. Mata in serial.
29. "Serial ej giltigt"
30. Ring Adobe support.
31. -Installera engelsk PS och ange serial
32. Been there, done that.
33. -Ok, var god dröj.
34. Under väntan, installera utan serial.
35. Starta trial version.
36. Registrera via konto.
37. Bingo.
38. "Photoshop är nu aktiverat."
39. Vänta förgäves på killen i telefonen.
40. Lägg på luren.
41. Få fel lösning i no-replay-mail från Adobe.
42. Adobe får aldrig reda på lösningen.

Installation Guide for Adobe Photoshop CS6:
The first Register at Adobe.
The second Pay software.
The third Log in to Adobe Creative Cloud service.
The fourth Download the installer of Adobe software.
The fifth Install the installer.
The sixth Choose Photoshop in the installer.
The seventh Installing Photoshop.
Eighth Unable to enable Photoshop.
9th Set serial.
10th Look for serial - in vain.
11th Call Adobe support.
12th Wait on the telephone.
13th Get a serial e-mailed the support.
14th Enter the serial.
15th "Serial not valid"
16th Googling problem.
17th Read the Adobe support forum.
18th Solution: May be wrong language version.
19th Proposed solution: Change the language of MacOS.
20th Restart the computer.
The 21st Uninstall Photoshop.
22nd Download Photoshop again.
The 23rd Installing Photoshop.
24th Still, Swedish version.
25th Google for English version.
26th Download the English version of the trial.
27th Install the English version.
28th Enter the serial.
29th "Serial not valid"
30th Call Adobe support.
The 31st -Install English PS and enter the serial
32nd Been there, done that.
The 33rd -Ok, please wait.
34th While waiting, install without serial.
35th Start the trial version.
36th Register through the account.
37th Bingo.
38th "Photoshop is now activated."
39th Wait 10 minutes for the guy on the phone.
40th Replace the handset.
The 41st Get no-replay-mail from Adobe with
wrong solution.
42nd Adobe may never find out the solution.

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Adobe

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Issue

#278

Reporter

Palle Derkert

Date

15May2012

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Här snackar vi dubbla budskap...

Location

McDonalds Kungsgatan

Assigned to

@mcdse

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Issue

#277

Reporter

Palle Derkert

Date

2May2012

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Seriöst HP?

Jag kan förstå att ni försöker kopiera Apples design och allt annat dom gör rätt, men att döpa datorn till HP Probook toppar ju till och med Samsungs rip-offs. Att dessutom skriva det i Apples typsnitt Myriad gör det hela om möjligt ännu mer pinsamt.

Kanske skulle ni sålt den där PC-avdelningen ändå, så här lågt ville väl ingen se er sjunka.

Seriously HP?

I can understand that you are trying to copy Apple's designs, and everything elsethey're doing right, but to rename the computer to the HP Probook the peaks and evenSamsung's rip-offs. To also write it in Apple's font Myriad makes it all even moreembarrassing.

Perhaps you sold the PC where the department anyway, so this low probably did notsee you fall.

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@HP_Store_SE

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Issue

#276

Reporter

Palle Derkert

Date

28Apr2012

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Det damp ner ett brev från Fortum. Vid närmare granskning framstod en väldigt kreativ beskrivning av mottagaren. Tyvärr fungerade inte Fortums något godtyckliga addressering, brevet eftersändes märkligt nog till mig. Jag hjälpte dom på vägen och lade brevet i min gamla brevlåda. Hoppas Carl där känner igen sig på beskrivningen.

It tumbled down a letter from Fortum. On closer inspection, it became a very creativedescription of the recipient. But I was not Fortum somewhat arbitrary the addressing,the letter was sent for, strangely enough to me. I helped them along the way and putthe letter in my old mailbox. I hope that Carl will recognize the description.

Location

Hornstulls Strand 13, Stockholm

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@FortumSverige

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